Wednesday 15 May 2013

The best joke of all times..

There was this robbery in
Bank.. The robber shouted
to everyone : "All don't
move, money belongs to
the state, life belongs to
you".
Everyone in the bank laid
down quietly.
This is called "Mind
Changing Concept -->
Changing the conventional
way of thinking".
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One lady lay on the table
provocatively, the robber
shouted at her "Please be
civilized! This is a robbery
and not a rape!"
This is called "Being
Professional --> Focus only
on what you are trained to
do!"

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When the robbers got
back, the younger robber
(MBA trained) told the
older robber (who is only
primary school educated),
"Big bro, let's count how
much we got", the older
robber rebutted and said,
"You very stupid, so much
money, how to count??
Tonight TV will tell us how
much we robbed from the
bank!"
This is called "Experience --
> nowadays experience is
more important than paper
qualifications!"
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After the robbers left, the
bank manager told the
bank supervisor to call the
police quickly. The
supervisor says "Wait, wait
wait, let's put the 5 million
we embezzled into the
amount the robbers
robbed".
This is called "Swim with
the tide --> converting an
unfavorable situation to
your advantage!"

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The supervisor says "It will
be good if there is a
robbery every month".
This is called "Killing
Boredom -> Happiness is
most important."
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The next day, TV news
reported that 100 million
was taken from the bank.
The robbers counted and
counted and counted, but
they could only count 20
million. The robbers were
very angry and complained
"We risked our lives and
only took 20 million, the
bank manager took 80
million with a snap of his
fingers. It looks like it is
better to be educated to be
a thief!"
This is called "Knowledge is
worth as much as gold !"...

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